life is a struggle
his jacket is a metaphor of my existence
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life is a struggle
his jacket is a metaphor of my existence
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a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
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one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
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if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
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1. ¿Por qué es divertido?
2. ¿Alguna vez has hecho esto?
3. ¿Es una buena idea o una mala? ¿Por qué?
**Student submission**
Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne
sob
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i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
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If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.
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if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
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