life is a struggle
his jacket is a metaphor of my existence
a nightclub called The Mullet where you have to walk through an office to get to the bar
one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
if u can’t handle me at my hulk then u sure as hell don’t deserve me at my bruce banner
1. ¿Por qué es divertido?
2. ¿Alguna vez has hecho esto?
3. ¿Es una buena idea o una mala? ¿Por qué?
Winnie the Pooh - A.A. Milne
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.